How to Kill Your Dragon 1 January 2nd, 2012, 2:00 pm
or "how not to" in this case
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This is what happened the first time i was pitted against a dragon outside Whiterun... on my second attempt I hid in the tower shooting at it before falling out a window and dying upon impact with the ground... third time was the charm and my method of letting minions kill the dragon while I shot at it feebly from the tower actually worked (as I didn't fall down that time)

anyways, there will be some more of these as I reveal my cowardly rogue methods for killing dragons

if you're interested in seeing some WIP shots check here

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Just wanted to say...

I just wanted to say that this comic is brilliantly drawn! Also that this is exactly what happened to me as well.

Posted @ January 4th, 2012, 7:45 pm

@Begeara: thank you very much! I'm very happy with how it turned out =]

haha, and yay for being ripped apart like a chew toy

Posted @ January 5th, 2012, 12:23 am

Oh man that dragon in the second panel looks SO HAPPY. Great work!

Posted @ January 6th, 2012, 3:41 pm

@Afrohawkman: haha, well, he does get to kill me - which I suppose is something of an accomplishment

and thank you =]

Posted @ January 7th, 2012, 2:00 am


LOL yeah rogues aren't the best to go against dragons. believe me I've tried and a few of my friends tried. That is why I say battlemage for the win. just summon a couple atranochs "a.k.a. bait" to do some destracting while I use some duel wielding magic to kill it. its 65% effective. the rest of the time is exaclty like your comic literly...except male, white hair, and red skull faced tattoo but other than that yeah same. Great work.

Posted @ January 9th, 2012, 12:56 am

@ninjaman144: yeah, I've found a couple ways around getting chewed up and spit out... most involving hiding or letting NPCs do most of the work

sometimes I feel like playing some buff dude with a giant ax might make this game somewhat easier... but sneaking and arrows are so much more fun D=

Posted @ January 9th, 2012, 1:10 am

Ebony mail

@RoochArffer: well there is a deadric item that might work for you then. Ebony mail (can't be blacksmithed,and yes its light armor) shrouds a character in shadow (literally) making him/her harder to detect. it reeeealy helps sneaking around. I used it for my character who isn't sneaky worth hell, but with that mail, insta ninja.

Posted @ January 9th, 2012, 7:45 am

@ninjaman144: I'm fairly certain it's heavy armor (says so on the wiki you linked it shoved in a chest somewhere in Breezehome but I wear light armor so I'm not inclined to use it... plus I get the feeling a dragon would still see me out in the middle of a field or something which is where I have the most trouble dealing with them.

It is cool armor though - wish it was light

Posted @ January 9th, 2012, 6:47 pm


@RoochArffer: sorry guess I overlooked that,(I kinda overlooked that it says heavy armor and though it was light) and to be honest I should of been, sorry if my info was faulty. can't wait to see more of your skyrim adventures.

Posted @ January 9th, 2012, 11:50 pm

@ninjaman144: ah no worries =]
and thanks! glad to hear it =D

Posted @ January 10th, 2012, 12:52 am

Freakin' Dragons! D:<

I remember I was brutally eaten like this. ||D I was pitted against a Frost Dragon at level 10 or something. I was too focused on hitting it that I wasn't paying attention to my health bar. |D

Posted @ January 14th, 2012, 1:08 am

@SayaHimitsuzuki: It can be hard to pay attention to all the things going on in combat sometimes @_@

Posted @ January 14th, 2012, 1:31 am